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This occured to me somewhere in June this year.. And here goes...


I was in the LRT, on the way to meet my friend when suddenly I felt the vibration of my phone...

A: Hello. Assalamualaikum. G, ko da katne?

G: W'salam. Aku dalam train lagi ni ha.. Jauh lagi ni.. Ko katne?

A: Aku da sampai da. Eyh, ko ade mood nak bekenalan tak?

G: Hah??? Mood nak bekenalan??? Ape pulak ni... aish~

A: Hahaha! Xde ah.. Aku baru kenal sorang ni. Die Consultant Engineer. Umur 27 and single. Aku nak kenalkan die ngan ko..

G: Hensem tak?? (dengan nada malas nak layan~)

A: Aku pon baru nak jumpe die la ni.

G: Hoi! Gile ke ape??? Ko ni kenal die cane ni?? Scary gile!!!

A: Hahaha panjang ceritenye.. Nanti aku story.. Aku nak kenalkan kat ko lah.. Engineer Consultant tu.. Stable weyh~

G: Hahaha! Oit.. Ko ni gile la.. Geli gile kenal2 gini.. Aku tak mau la!

A: Aku bukan ape.. Aku kesian kat ko je.. Die da on the way nih..

G: Oit! ko ni.. Bahaye kot! Eyh ko jangan gi jumpe die sorang2. Tunggu aku sampai dulu.. Ade2 je la..

A: Hahaha! ko datang la tengok dulu. Mane tau bekenan..

G: Geli ok!!!!!!!!! hahaha

After the conversation ended, I quickly send a text message to a friend...


"F, bole tak mesej gg tanpa henti dalam mase 20 minit lagi? Ade kawan gg ni nak kenalkan dengan guy mane tah.. Kalo kite mesej2 nampak cam da ade pakwe hehe bole ye??"

Luckily F agreed..

As I walk towards the meeting place, my mind was actually filled with wild imaginations..


What if he's a criminal??
What if he wants to hurt us??
What if he's a rapist!!!????


When I arrived, I was shell shocked!!!! Why??? That so called 27 year old guy looked much older than my dad!!! Wait... That doesn't sound right.. Hurm... He looked SEVERAL TIMES older than my dad!!!!!! Like around his 50's~ I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looking at his seniority, I guess my mental state had directed me to treat and response to him like I always did when I meet my friends' dads~ So.. Yeah~ I guess I was kind of polite during the short meeting. When he drove away with his Waja, I said to my friend..

G: A, itu 27!!!??? A, kalo die kate die laki orang anak 7 aku pecaye.. Gile ok!!!!!!! Tu aku rase, laki orang tengah cari skandal!!!!!!! Scary gile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was freaking out like hell and started to nag~ I just couldn't accept it. I couldn't accept us meeting a total stranger which of course super duper dangerous. And I'm very sure that old guy was actually searching for prey to be his scandal! Biarlah bersangka buruk pon. I'm seriously sure my instinct is to be trusted...

A few minutes later my friend hand over her cellphone to me. A text message was displayed on the screen..

"Saye tak bekenan la dengan kawan awak tu. Die nampak skema"

I burst into laughter KAHKAHKAHKAH!!!!!!!

Alhamdulillah~ Takpe skema.. Yang penting tak terjebak~ hehe